LIVE. YOUR. MYSTERY.
LIVE. YOUR. MYSTERY.
LIVE. YOUR. MYSTERY.
LIVE. YOUR. MYSTERY.
PRIMITIVE PATTERNS
A Return to What Matters. A Brotherhood Forged in Truth. A Pattern Reclaimed.
Primitive Patterns was born from a shared calling between three brothers Luke, Jake, and Josh. We are brothers by blood and also by purpose.
OUR MISSION.
Our mission is to guide people back to the basics of movement, breath, food, stillness, and connection, so they can remember who they are. In a world that is overstimulated and disconnected, we offer a return to coherence through raw, real, and embodied practice. This is not about hacks or trends. It’s about building resilience, reclaiming rhythm, and restoring the patterns that support a meaningful life.
Whether through our 1-on-1 personal training in Collingwood, online coaching, or destination retreats in Guatemala, our goal remains the same: to help you Live Your Mystery, to step beyond comfort, embrace the unknown, and reconnect with your truest self. We believe health is the foundation of possibility. Without it, we can’t chase our dreams.
Primitive Patterns isn’t just a brand. It’s a signal. A rhythm remembered. A life reclaimed.
WHAT WE DO.
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IN PERSON TRAINING
We offer the best 1-on-1 personal training in Collingwood. Our team of dedicated coaches have spent time learning from some of the greatest health and fitness minds in the world.
We also offer semi-private training in Collingwood if you have a training partner who wants to take on this journey with you.
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RETREATS
We guide 1 week health, wellness, and lifestyle retreats in Guatemala. From daily workouts, yoga, and surf lessons to gourmet meals and ocean side villas, our retreats offer you a chance to fully embrace the mystery of life.
Next Retreat: December 2025.
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ONLINE COACHING
We have helped hundreds of people outside the walls of our gym in the online space.
We offer high quality, high touch, personalized online coaching to help you reach your goals. Meal plans, training programs, and 1-on-1 coaching calls.
We offer the top 1-on-1 personal training in Collingwood. Our coaching blends movement, breath-work, and mindset to help you reconnect with your body and purpose. This isn’t just fitness; it’s a full-spectrum approach to becoming stronger, more grounded, and fully alive.
We blend ancient wisdom with modern science to help clients reconnect with their bodies, minds, and nature. We believe a strongly rooted fitness routine is key to living a life with freedom, and the ability to take on the mystery of the universe.
We’ve worked with people from all backgrounds and with all kinds of goals. Whether you're an athlete, a busy parent looking to lose weight, or someone ready to explore your body’s full potential, we’re here to support and guide you every step of the way.
A PERSONAL TRAINING EXPERIENCE TO HELP YOU LIVE YOUR MYSTERY
PRIMITIVE PATTERNS X GUATEMALA
Living. Our. Mystery.
In October 2025, we followed our passion and opened a gym on a beach in Guatemala. Health and fitness have always been at the heart of what we do, and we felt called to share that passion beyond borders. Our Guatemala gym is more than just a training space—it’s a place to live our mystery and welcome others into the experience during our retreats. Thinking about joining us in Guatemala?
THE PRIMITIVE PATTERNS PODCAST
THE PRIMITIVE PATTERNS PODCAST
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